Thursday, November 11, 2004

Suitable For Vegetarians

I saw a rat the other day, i broad daylight in someones front garden. Thats pretty unusual. got me thinking. Was it really a rat i saw? Perhaps it was a hamster. Hamsters, being the friendly family pet, would more likely be out in the daylight, in the garden.
But this hamster had no cage, it was roaming free. I don't think beloved pets are allowed to wander all willy-nilly like this creature was doing. Therefore it must've been a rat. Maybe this rat was pretending to be a hamster, going out in the light amongst the pertunias and all. In order for this to be probably, this rat must've met a hamster, since rats are limited in imagination, and cannot make something up which they have never seen of nor heard of before.
This hamster may have been a role model for the rat, shown the rat a new way to live it's life. Opened the rat's eyes to solar and flora energy.
In this case, there must exist a hamster that itself knows a good garden stroll in the sun light. So, going round in a circle, and coming back to the start, maybe the rat I saw was indeed this role model of a hamster, emitting hamster vibes to encourage rats to look up to it.

In this case, it was a pretty ugly hamster i saw (and i know a good hamster when i see one...)

1 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

Thats the funniest post I've read in a while. Fucking hamsters.

11:00 am  

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