I am such a yobbo

It's 11:30am Mondee morning, and here i am, having a good laugh at the emails i'm receiving because someone signed me up to adultfriendfinder, sitting in my boxers, drinking a long-neck, listening to the domestic occuring at the house out the back.

I wish someone would go down to the bakery and get me a meat pie for breakkie.

mmmm... pie.