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I've had this blog going for over a year now.
It doesn't seem that long.
I looked back at a few of my first posts.

I've one thing to say about that: STILL not baking my own bread.
I don't think I ever will bake my own bread.
In fact, I am so sure that I will never bake my own bread that the day that I do bake my own bread I will pluck one of my eyeballs out, expel all aqueous plasma from the inside, and mix this into the bread doe that I will procede to bake, not stopping to reduce the copious amounts of blood that will be issuing forth from the newly made hole in my face.

That was the only thing I wanted to say.