Lucy the Magnificent

Has a better ring to it than 'Lucy the Valient' don't you think.
Valience.
VALIENCE
Certainly not MAGNIFICENCE!
Sure its one up on just and gentle.
But honestly!

Two words and two words only should follow the name Lucy and the:
GREAT
MAGNIFICENT

Someone should have perhaps alerted C.S Lewis to this fact.
Probably a good thing he is dead so that he now does not have to face the wrath of my outraged fans.

He and his valience can just go home. With a goat-man. And Fawnicate (sorry, couldn't help myself with that one).