Babel Fish

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

English to german and back to english:

All going everything it was not of times, it was that worst of times, it was the age of intelligence, it was the age of the stupidity, it was the epoch of the faith, it was the epoch of the disbelievingness, it was the season of the light, it was the season of the density, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of the despair, we had everything before us, we had anything before us, which was best we, which goes directly to the sky, we was refers the other way -- briefly said, was the period up to now like the present period, some its loudest authorities existed on its receive, for good or for evils, in superlative the degree only the comparison.