Project Kill the Olde People

old people suck.
We all know this, it is a sad fact of life. You will suck one day.
Noone wants to suck, so why not invent a cure for suckiness?

Here is my proposal,
I like to call it, "Lucy's Utopia":
Firstly, I pass a law to kill all old people, for their own good and for the greater good of all mankind.
Secondly, I create a cure for ageing, the 'recipe' a secret only I know.
Thirdly, I sell this cure at exhorbitant monitary sums.

And thus "Lucy Utopia" is created.

For those who are a bit slow, the trick is to make people buy my cure or they die.

Brilliant.

I'll be rich, young, and live in a world with no old people.


Stupid old people.