EMO Generation

i don't really have anything against those poor misguided teens, but this did crack me up:

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

How do you get an emo down from a tree?
you cut the rope...

-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-An Emo
-...Go away

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let them cry in the dark

How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito

Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.

Q: How do you stop an emo from drowning?
A: Tell him to write a song about it