Stop The Boat

I heard a rumour there's a new Willie Wonker movie coming out, with Willie Wonker being played by Johnny Depp.

I wonder if I can remember the rhyme...

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
Something something rowers keep on rowing
or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
The fires of hell are glowing
Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
and they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....