In the Unlikely Event of an Accident

One can always rely upon a pool noodle.
Really.
They have many uses.

Yes, thats right...
MANY


Welcome back to Sydney. The current temperature is humid and the current geography is raining.

Bah, the LINT is the inanimateobjectification of pure genius. It gets on our clothes and DOESN'T come off.
We try, we try so very hard to remove the parasite that the LINT has become, or always was however we weren't aware of it at the time.
You may be asking, how does LINT possess such genius.
I ask instead, how have we LET LINT possess such genius.

It is indeed a BOLD question.