The Matrix

I still don't get this movie.
That's right, the original Matrix.
That means I have absolutely no hope of fathoming the second Matrix (Reloaded?), and less than no hope, negative hope even, of understanding the third (Revolutions?).

So if they die in the Matrix world, they die in real life, right?
And the 'agent' guys can change whatever they want about the Matrix whenever they want, right?
Yet the agent men can't die.
So why don't the evil agent men just trap the Neo people in some building, and then magically change the air for something like carbon monoxide?
Then magically change it back?

It really makes no sense.

I reckon the only reason people watch it is because they think if they sit up on their computers all night looking up porn, they are some way like Neo and are 'cool' and can do kung-fu.

It makes perfect sense for those sort of people.

Hmm... maybe this solves my dilemma. If I spend all night looking up porn, maybe the whole Matrix trilogy will suddenly make sense and come as an epiphanie to me.
Maybe I will also know kung-fu.

One can only try.