Alexander The Great

"Mr The Great?"
"Ah, Call me Alex The G"
"Ok, Alex G, how are you this morning?"
"Colin Farell did a very bad job portraying me on screen."
"Yes, a common defect for all historical figures."
"No, really, my case is more serious than others. Brad Pitt made a good Achilles, he could have made a good Alex G, the old guy who played Sparticus would have made a convicing Alex G, Hades, I may even go as far to say Orlando Bloom would have done a more believable performance as Alex G, if muted of course."
"Now that is going pretty far..."
"You seem to underestimate the seriousness of this."
"Perhaps."