Fashion Label

Maybe I should create my own fashion label (lable? no, definately label).
It seems to be all the rage at the moment.
I guess you are not somebody until somebody is wearing clothes you designed and/or with your name on it.
Even the footy players have made their own fashion label- a very unfooty-player thing to do, I would think.

Reading the 'What's hot in Sydney' in the Sunday paper was some street urchin who looked like they had found a top, most probably from a vinnies bin, cut it up a bit and put it on.
They claimed it was 'self-designed'.

Well. I could design clothes that look like shite as well. In fact, I would go as far as saying I could design clothes that look wearable, and are actually wearable. Big call, I know. Jusst by looking around at the fashion on the streets these days shows just how big a call that is.
Honestly, shorts over tights that don't come the whole way down?
Dresses that only start under the tits?

(oh, the other thing which caught my attention was another of those "whats hot in sydney' photos, where a guy in extremely skinny leg jeans admitted to buying them at Sportsgirl. I didn't realise they had a mens department. Oh wait, they don't...)