Just call me Hipocrates

Mobile phone covers must be coated in a flame resistant material. At least, mine is.
I can't believe it was only a couple years ago i wrote cartoons about people with mobile phone dependencies, and now, i myself have become one. I am ashamed.
Thought I'd make amends this morning, however it's a conspiracy, i bet they make them flame retardent for this very reason.
Grrrrrr

It hurts...

So apparantly I got my belly button pierced yesterday.
It hurt more than i thought it would.
I am so weak, I felt like curling up and crying.
Cept it hurts to curl up.

Maybe I'll just cry instead.
Or kick my arse for being so weak.

Three Places in an Hour

Thats what we got chucked out of.
Hehe
Ah, getting random people with a fire extingisher in a crowded designated party area.
Very very funny.

POLAROIDS? WHAT TYPE OF POLAROIDS?!!?!?!

Dance you fuckers

Go-Go Balls

It has come to the attention of your friend and humble narrator that a fundamental flaw exists in the innovative idea proposed in a previous blog of using a snowboard as the sole form of transportation.
This flaw, and one blushes when they realise the obviousness of it, is that snowboards have trouble gaining momentum up an incline, especially for the not-so-snowboard savvy.
This can be overcome, however, by introducing Go-Go Balls.
Go-Go Balls go up hills, down hills, around hills, over hills, across hills, and even go where there are no hills.
So, with a Go-Go Ball strapped on ones' back and a snowbaord on ones' feet, one can travel anywhere they deisre to go.

Brilliant!!!!

American People are Funny

They talk funny.
I like to tease Americans when they talk. They don't like it.

Yup