Is Your Summer Chocked Full of Entertainment?

Apparently it should be.

The Leafy Sea Dragon

Watching weekend morning TV recently, probably on the weekend, something was said on television that I never thought would ever be said on television. Indeed, it shouldn't have been said on television, it shouldn't have been said not on television, it shouldn't be said AT ALL.
Even worse, it was used as an advertising quip.
Firstly, the youth of today have been exposed to this propaganda, and not merely exposed, but it pushed at them for being cool.

Outraged.
Is what I am.
Outraged, aghuast, shocked, disgusted, similar adjectives could follow for many lines to come.

Kids, just remember,
For more than a ring tone, get a bling tone baby.

Haiku

i got an iPod
He is known as Sir Rodger
try to shut me up