When I am King, you will be First against The Wall

Keep that in mind, bastards.

SMH Heckler

The SMH Heckler think they're so good.
They're all like, "We are so witty, people send us witty observations to have a witty whinge about, and we reserve the right to edit anything we fancy."
Have you seen the quality of the articles published under the Heckler of late?
1) My kids are going back to school and need new lunchboxes.
2) I'm a highschool student and I catch a train and teenagers aren't the rude ones on trains.
3) Blah blah blip blip blup blup blup

There is only so much wit one can pummel into such topics (and yes, it would relate to the size of my little fingernail- the one I ecently bit off until it bled).

Why the sudden hostility towards the gool ol' Heckler?
Hell, fury, me, scorned, etc.