GhostDrops

Remember ghost drops and how they used to turn your tongue different colours and you used to buy them from the corner store before school for only 10c each but remember to watch out out masculine spinster PE teachers who catch naughty girls who go to the corner shop before school and now they're banned in class and you have to keep your mouth shut so noone can see your coloured tongue but they always cut my tongue so i never liked them too much.

Did you know...

Over 1500 patients a year are sent home from surgery with scissors/clamps/gauze accidently left in them (in the US).

Does anyone else find this piece of information mildly amusing?

Save the poor starving orphaned baby whales with cancer.

And buy a coloured plastic/rubber bangle because that's the thing to do.

An Important Message From Your Government

Random people advertising their wares upon my blog, please note this change in procedure:
no longer are you to post comments to my blogs which have nothing to do with my said blogs, and are instead advertising commercial business. Instead you are to go fuck yourself.
Remember, be alert, not alarmed.

My Web Log

I've had this blog going for over a year now.
It doesn't seem that long.
I looked back at a few of my first posts.

I've one thing to say about that: STILL not baking my own bread.
I don't think I ever will bake my own bread.
In fact, I am so sure that I will never bake my own bread that the day that I do bake my own bread I will pluck one of my eyeballs out, expel all aqueous plasma from the inside, and mix this into the bread doe that I will procede to bake, not stopping to reduce the copious amounts of blood that will be issuing forth from the newly made hole in my face.

That was the only thing I wanted to say.

Do they know you know I know?

I should hope not.

Punks

I hate punks, especially when they slide and knock you down, or throw you.
Also, who eats a turkey that is sitting unattended in a subway?

Batman and Robin

The age old debate of "Are Batman and Robin Gay?"

Here are some excerts of batman comics which may answer the above question.

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html

(this one's my favourite)

Jeff Buckley

'Isn't he the guy off Wheel of Fortune??'