In the Unlikely Event of an Accident

One can always rely upon a pool noodle.
Really.
They have many uses.

Yes, thats right...
MANY


Welcome back to Sydney. The current temperature is humid and the current geography is raining.

Bah, the LINT is the inanimateobjectification of pure genius. It gets on our clothes and DOESN'T come off.
We try, we try so very hard to remove the parasite that the LINT has become, or always was however we weren't aware of it at the time.
You may be asking, how does LINT possess such genius.
I ask instead, how have we LET LINT possess such genius.

It is indeed a BOLD question.

It's a Travesty

Ever walked past a juice bar/station and heard Coldplay music playing?
I can handle that. It's something a juice bar/station would play.
When you're standing in the middle of a walkway in a shopping centre, blocking the way for others to walk past because you're eagerly awaiting your name to be called out by the hip teenager with the funky bandaner, brandishing your $5.20 mix of fresh fruit and water that is 100% full of energy and life, contained in a brightly coloured non-biodegradable styrofome cup with even less degradable plastic straw, you may expect to hear a bit of Coldplay.

However, what you may not expect to hear is Radiohead. At a juice bar/station.
Especially not Kid A Radiohead. It takes a true Radiohead fan a length of time to appreciate Kid A, so how is our eagerly awaiting juiceamaniac going to fare?

It is indeed a travesty.


Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon and had a shot of wheatgrass.