Dilbert is funny

Acid-Cut Nanotubes

Can anyone tell me how this above is achieved?
I need to know.
Stupid google is not helping me in the slightest, and I'm too lazy to approach any scholarly sources of information...

I have recently discovered....

You can now blog in HINDI.
Brilliant!!

Doesn't help me in the slightest.

On a completely different topic,
I am rather partial to an eposide of Black Books.

EMO Generation

i don't really have anything against those poor misguided teens, but this did crack me up:

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

How do you get an emo down from a tree?
you cut the rope...

-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-An Emo
-...Go away

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let them cry in the dark

How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito

Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.

Q: How do you stop an emo from drowning?
A: Tell him to write a song about it

Looking Back

Randomly clicking on my archives of past blogs, I notice I had many more comments than today.
I clicked on the comments, and they were from the random blog spamming people.

Maybe I should allow them to comment again.
They made me feel like people actually read my shite.

MySpace

I got absolutely shit bored last night and decided to invade the world of MySpace.
I was shocked that I actually knew people on it.
So I delved a bit deeper and found people I didn't know.
So I delved deeper still and found people I had once known but no longer know.

And then I realised I didn't really like the interface (the fact I have any opinion of an interface is rather tragic), and couldn't work out how to use it very well (which I claim counters the interfacial opinion).

And this morning I think back to my adventures on Myspace of yestereve, and wonder why the hell I didn't just go hire a movie, or head down the the CBH as I had originally planned.

(Looking at this is draft mode, I have managed to put the letter/word I into every single line. How very selfish of me/I.)

Pirates of the Carribean 3

Is coming out soon.

24th May

I'm so excited.

So very excited.

I may have mentioned this before,

but...

Jack Sparrow is positively definately my hero.

Yip