Solitude

Todays observation:
too many things require 2 people in order to do properly.
Egs:
badminton
tandom bicycle riding
msn games
procreation
musical duets
non-musical duets

The list can go on and on. However, i think i've made my point.

Polyglider Sugaration

I crack myself up sometimes.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ddzwonek/7593.html

im the anon post.

Inertia

Here's my observation of the day (and yes, i stood and watched peope for about an hour doing this for no real reason other than to invent a hypothesis):
People will walk in straight lines as long as possible.
Let me explain:
There is a building, with walkways all round it (for those of you who go to UNSW, you will know this building as the Scientia). Now, it is required that one has to travel from one corner to the opposite corner. When people walk up, they walk straight until there is no path left, then turn and result at the desired destination.
When people walk down, they walk in a stright line, only on the path parallel to the one they traversed up, until there is no path, then turn and result back at the beginning.
This got me thinking.
Are people slaves to inertia?
Why dont they turn first, then go straight? Why the need to keep going along the initial path, until stopped?
Is this the case for other, metaphysical, metaphorical situations?

Does anyone in this world turn early, change their route when it is not required as yet?
I don't think they do.
I believe we are all at the mercy of inertia, and our initial momentum dictates the course of our lives.
Unless, of course, we hit a wall.

Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You A Chicken

I feel like reminising,
I have no one to reminise with.
I wish i could spell reminise.

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If you want an inert welding atmosphere

you should use Argon.
You can't use air because Nitrogen isn't inert enough.
Don't you just hate non-inert things? What do they think they are? A dynamic part of the universe?

Suitable For Vegetarians

I saw a rat the other day, i broad daylight in someones front garden. Thats pretty unusual. got me thinking. Was it really a rat i saw? Perhaps it was a hamster. Hamsters, being the friendly family pet, would more likely be out in the daylight, in the garden.
But this hamster had no cage, it was roaming free. I don't think beloved pets are allowed to wander all willy-nilly like this creature was doing. Therefore it must've been a rat. Maybe this rat was pretending to be a hamster, going out in the light amongst the pertunias and all. In order for this to be probably, this rat must've met a hamster, since rats are limited in imagination, and cannot make something up which they have never seen of nor heard of before.
This hamster may have been a role model for the rat, shown the rat a new way to live it's life. Opened the rat's eyes to solar and flora energy.
In this case, there must exist a hamster that itself knows a good garden stroll in the sun light. So, going round in a circle, and coming back to the start, maybe the rat I saw was indeed this role model of a hamster, emitting hamster vibes to encourage rats to look up to it.

In this case, it was a pretty ugly hamster i saw (and i know a good hamster when i see one...)