Monday, June 27, 2005

Caring Lipids

In contrast to those selfish bastard lipids.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Oh, that other thing about Star Wars

when he was named Darth Vadar, that was pretty random.
oh, you're bad now, i know, i'll Darth Vadar.
I would've called him Darth Lamp, maybe even Darth Desk.
But Vadar? Honestly.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Your Unique Code

Or just some completely random computer generated series of numbers and letters.

Don't feel so special now, do ya?

Friday, June 10, 2005

The fact that no-one understands you doesn't make you an artist

Thats a pretty harsh fortune cookie.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Caramelo Masticable Frutilla

I have the bad habit of telling people what they want to hear, not what i really think.
Its good in a way because people can probably sleep better at night thinking they are valued members of society.

The makers of the confectionary company using the above as the description of their product must also have this bad habit; thats indeed what i wanted to hear.
If i was told what it really was, i probably wouldn't value their product as highly (i would probably still eat it though).