IQ Test

Congratulations, Lucy!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

Gotta love mobile phone ringtone websites which offer such scientific tests, with all their integrity...
Well, at least they make you feel Smrt. S-M-R-T

[I prefer the term "Plant" to "Visionary Philosopher"]

Camoflauge

I dont know how to spell that.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow is my hero.

Most of you are probably aware of this fact already.

I thought I'd iterate it, just to fully get my opinion across and imbedded in your brains.

Captain Jack Sparrow is my hero.

Sydney's Weather Forcast

Rain.
Rain.
A bit more rain.
Then heaps more rain.

For tomorrow.
For the next day.
and for every other day after that until the sun has puffed up and enveloped the Earth.
Then the chance of a meteor shower, or solar storm.

(thats ok, i don't know what a solar storm is either)

The Foodcourt

Recently on a lunch break I made the silly decision to spend it in the local mall's foodcourt.
Besides the crazy lady talking to herself, the overweight women shovelling KFC down their throats and the knee-height children mixing seasonal cold mucus with their milkshakes, I overheard a snipet (thats right, snipet- what a cool word) of a conversation:

"Oh Shaz*, that looks really good."
"Yeh Maz*, its skin-free chicken salad."

* Names may have been changed to increase ocker-ness of those involved.

These simple two lines got me thinking.
Skin-free chicken, not skinless chicken. Skin-free, because skin is evil and not wanted.
Does this give you images of little chickens running around without any skin?
"They are bred that way, skin-free chickens, to aid in eating. Decend from ancient Native American Cherokee chickens with were scalp-free. With slight genetic modifications."

Well, thats what I thought.

My other thought of the day stemmed for my need for a straw, and me walking past a butchers and wondering if they would have straws, then i thought, of course they dont have straws, they're butchers, what would they have straws for?

This question also made me think for some time.

Mainly of vampire people sticking straws into large parts of meat and sucking blood out of it.
You'd prob need a Maccas mcflurry diameter straw for this activity.
Or very strong sucking muscles.
Vampires are probaby born with these anyways.
(strong sucking muscles, that is, not Maccas straws. But you never know..)

The outcome of this story:
There are no straws at the butcher. Walk a few metres and you can get one from the adjoining cafe.

The Death of Jean Grey

Why didn't Wolverine just inject Jean Grey with the mutant cure, instead of killing her?
It was around, he could've even dipped his claws into it and then stabbed her just a little bit.
Geez.

The Photos Little Red Tried To Hide

Sneaky little bugger.

With Actions for the Sadly Auditorily Challenged (MPIE)

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I wanna perfect body
I wanna perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm Not Around
So fucking Special
I wish I was Special

[insert guitar-type gesture]
[and again]
[and one more time]

My solution to Obesity

An increasingly common surgical technique to "cure" obesity in todays enlarging population involves the placement of a rubber band device around the stomach, physically restricting the size it can become. This encourages, or more accurately, forces the avid eater to reduce their meal portions, and thus ideally helps them loose weight.
The reason this procedure is opted over traditional willingly eating less and excercising is precicely that: they can still try to eat as much as they did (although this may lead to 'anti-eating' a lot of this food) and they don't have to exercise to see results.

However, I have an idea that can reduce the individuals size down 'naturally', without the need to eat less nor exercise.
It is quite simple in theory, and surgically not too complex.
Here it is:

We can surgically generate Huntington's disease in people wishing to loose weight.
This only involves removing or damaging a small portion of a section of the brain (the basal ganglia, to be precise).
The patient will no longer be able to sit still, focus, and the constant twitching and uncontrollable jerks will result with rapid, and permanent weight loss.

Premature death may be a side-effect, but they were on that road anyway, so why not stay on that road whilst looking good?

It wont be long before the obese youth of Denmark are comparing the intensity of their spasms after a good dose of 'Hunty'.

Little Reds Big Adventure No. 1