This is your life

ending one minute at a time

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

Uno

Does everybody remember the time Sarah cheated at uno...


And lost????

Too good for ice-cream??

People always think they're too good for ice-cream these days.
Would you like some ice cream?
No! As if you'd eat ice-cream, i'm getting gelato.
Right, so we go to the ice-cream parlour and...
No! We go to a gelato bar, or gelatissimo. And eat gelato. And pay a lot more money for practically the same thing.
Frozen dairy snack.

Stupid pretensious people and their gelatissiomos and their superiority over ice-cream.

The Anorexic Anaconda

I could write a song about that.

Stop The Boat

I heard a rumour there's a new Willie Wonker movie coming out, with Willie Wonker being played by Johnny Depp.

I wonder if I can remember the rhyme...

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
Something something rowers keep on rowing
or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
The fires of hell are glowing
Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
and they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

The Lucibel Show

Remember in the Truman Show how he wanted to leave where he lived, even just for a holiday, but couldn't?
Well, it seems that I must be in a reality TV show, because everytime I try to get ot of Sydney for a bit, something is always not letting me.
It's really beginning to annoy me.
I just can't fucking get out, even for a weekend.

Fuck the Debt

No wonder the world is in so much debt: people keep putting shit on their credit cards.
Shit they dont need.

And now they're getting credit cards that match their purses, shoes, contact lenses, implants, dogs, futons, religion, whatever.
Little pink cards, cards with a nice natural sandstone rock background, or transparent, because transparent goes with everything.

Live

I went and saw Live in concert last night.
They were really good. Really.
Ah, there are so many puns i could make, seeing Live live.
Or only really 1.